I'm often asked questions by new clients that I'll find funny, silly and sometimes insulting. One of the most commonly asked questions is "so how long you been doing this"..... and it is also one of the silliest, imo. Because why does it matter? What difference does it make if I've been escorting for a month, a year or decades.....Believe it or not, escorts do NOT have an expiry date. Although review board goofs will argue that. Our involvement in the industry ends when we decide to quit/retire, not when some goofs determine we're no longer worth seeing. If an escort has been involved in the industry for years, thats not an indication that they've started at a particular age, or have been accepting clients daily/monthly, for all those years. Some of us started later in life, some earlier in life. Some of us have been low volume, some high volume, some full time, and some part time. Meaning that the hours spent meeting clients shouldn't be assumed because of the years we've been in the industry. Another question that I find silly, is "how many men do you see in the run of a day/week/month". I've already answered that here, yet when asked in person, I wonder, why are you asking this......why does it matter? The quality of your service isn't affected by who or how many I see, so why care... and my or any woman's body won't be any less sexy, beautiful, or desireable because of the number of men she's intimate with.......Another...... "Are your tits real", another stupid question....my response usually is ...."is your dick real"....and know, by asking this, and any other stupid questions, you've just ruined the mood, therefore most likely ruining our date. If you come to meet me and wonder anything about me, that shows you've done NO research, or haven't read anything I've written, which again, will ruin the mood. Remember intelligence and respectfulness are attractive! "Do you have any savings, any debt", Ahhh....unless you're my banker/accountant/or money manager, that's not your business, or concern. "Why do you do this"...although I dislike this question, and find it impersonal, I will sometimes answer... I do this because I can, I like it, I'm good at it, and I find it fun. I'm a single woman who doesn't like to date conventionally, so I have some of my social and most of my sexual needs met by escorting. "When do you plan on retiring".....None of your business.....Worry about your retirement plans, not mine, lol. 

 Remember when your with an escort, it's about having fun, living out a fantasy. So don't ruin that opportunity by asking silly, stupid, unnecessary questions.....we, the escorts, like to be left with good memories too!! Thanks.